Apparel

FAFO Texas
  • FAFO Texas
  • FAFO Texas

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$33.50

What's more Texas than this? Get your limited "Fuck Around And Find Out" MESSER Texas Shirt before they are gone!! 100% Cotton Gildan Hammer tee

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Whiskey Tee
  • Whiskey Tee

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$30.00

We welcome you with this bad ass Whiskey Tee designed By Maddox Get your Whiskey Tee today!!

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LOGO-Tee
  • LOGO-Tee
  • LOGO-Tee

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$30.00

This is the eye catcher for most of our fans, "The MESSER LOGO TEE" designed by our guitarist, Javier!! This is printed on front and back with the MESSER M-Blem

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MESSER Pullover
  • MESSER Pullover

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$45.00

Look cool while staying warm! Cop this new Fleece MESSER pullover so your wife/girlfriend can steal it.

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UNFVCKWITABLE
  • UNFVCKWITABLE

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$30.00

Are you Unbreakable? Are you Unstoppable? Are you UNFVCKWITABLE??? Let everyone know you are string like a diamond with this statement tee! Be UNFVCKWITABLE!

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Men’s premium heavyweight tee
  • Men’s premium heavyweight tee
  • Men’s premium heavyweight tee
  • Men’s premium heavyweight tee
  • Men’s premium heavyweight tee
  • Men’s premium heavyweight tee
  • Men’s premium heavyweight tee

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$35.00

Elevate your outfit with the men’s premium heavyweight tee. The tee has a structured, classy fit and is both durable and soft thanks to its ring-spun cotton material. Layer the t-shirt or wear it on its own and enjoy great looks with little effort!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

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Unisex essential eco hoodie
  • Unisex essential eco hoodie
  • Unisex essential eco hoodie

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$50.00

Thanks to its organic and recycled materials, the unisex essential eco hoodie is a great buy for eco-conscious fashion lovers. This comfortable regular fit hoodie has a double-layered hood, set-in sleeves, and a front pouch pocket.

• 85% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 15% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 10.32 oz/y² (350 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Self-fabric double-layered hood
• Front pouch pocket
• 1×1 rib at sleeve hem and bottom hem
• Single needle topstitch at neckline and along hood opening
• Metal eyelets
• Inside tape at the back of the neck
• Self-fabric half-moon at the back of the neck
• Download eco-friendly product certificates
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

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Unisex eco sweatshirt
  • Unisex eco sweatshirt
  • Unisex eco sweatshirt

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$45.00

Elevate your style with this unisex eco sweatshirt. The shirt has a chic, crisp look and will go great with both casual and more dressed up outfits. Made of organic and recycled materials, this sweatshirt is durable, comfy, and extra soft.

• 85% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 15% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 350 g/m² (10.3 oz/yd²)
• Relaxed fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1×1 rib at neck collar, sleeve hem, and bottom hem
• Single-needle topstitch at neck collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Inside herringbone back neck tape
• Self-fabric half moon at back neck
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

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Unisex Premium Sweatshirt
  • Unisex Premium Sweatshirt
  • Unisex Premium Sweatshirt
  • Unisex Premium Sweatshirt
  • Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

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$40.00

Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

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Organic Crop Top
  • Organic Crop Top
  • Organic Crop Top

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$35.00

The organic crop top is soft, comfy, and what's more, made of 100% organic cotton. This premium crop is bound to become a favorite for every eco-conscious buyer.

• Material: 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²)
• Slim fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Latvia

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Men’s premium heavyweight tee
  • Men’s premium heavyweight tee
  • Men’s premium heavyweight tee
  • Men’s premium heavyweight tee
  • Men’s premium heavyweight tee
  • Men’s premium heavyweight tee
  • Men’s premium heavyweight tee

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$45.00

Elevate your outfit with the men’s premium heavyweight tee. The tee has a structured, classy fit and is both durable and soft thanks to its ring-spun cotton material. Layer the t-shirt or wear it on its own and enjoy great looks with little effort!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

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Make This Life Unisex t-shirt
  • Make This Life Unisex t-shirt
  • Make This Life Unisex t-shirt
  • Make This Life Unisex t-shirt

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$40.00

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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Make This Life Unisex midweight hoodie
  • Make This Life Unisex midweight hoodie
  • Make This Life Unisex midweight hoodie

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$50.00

Looking for the perfect high-quality hoodie? This unisex hoodie is a mix of comfort and function. Soft and cozy on the inside, sleek and stylish on the outside.

• Unisex fit
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd² (280 g/m²)
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

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Dry-blend Embroidered Polo
  • Dry-blend Embroidered Polo

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$50.00

Be the talk of the office or golf course with this Dry-Blend embroidered shirt. Features the MESSER M-Blem on the chest and the Proudly displays the MEESER logo on the left sleeve.

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Hope In This World - Tee
  • Hope In This World - Tee

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$30.00

Help us spread hope and positivity by sporting this awesome design! Hope is the best gift you can give,,,, and so is this NEW Tee! Order today and Help us find some "Hope In This World"!

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Hats

Don't MESSER with TEXAS Foam trucker hat
  • Don't MESSER with TEXAS Foam trucker hat
  • Don't MESSER with TEXAS Foam trucker hat

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$25.00

Stand out from the crowd with this trendy foam trucker hat! This head accessory is made with high-quality polyester and foam that guarantees a premium look and feel. The foam trucker hat has an adjustable snap that ensures a comfortable fit, and the mesh back provides great breathability. The matching color braid gives the hat an extra oomph. Style it with your favorite outfit any time of the day.

• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China or Myanmar

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M-Blem Waffle beanie
  • M-Blem Waffle beanie

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$25.00

Made with a unique honeycomb-like weave, this waffle beanie will help you stay warm on all your outdoor adventures. Thanks to an adjustable cuff and flexible material, it’ll fit snugly on your head while hiking, camping, or more!

• 100% acrylic
• 11.5″ (29 cm) waffle knit
• Double layer knit
• Adjustable cuff
• 4 top-seam knit
• Blank product sourced from the Republic of Korea

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Stickers & Buttons

MESSER Metal Print
  • MESSER Metal Print

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$60.50

This metal print is a dimensional and high-quality piece of art that stands the test of time while remaining easy to clean and care for. The artwork looks luminescent against the wall and the metal base means it’ll last a long time.

• Aluminum metal surface
• MDF Wood frame
• Can hang vertically or horizontally 1/2″ off the wall
• Scratch and fade resistant
• Fully customizable
• Blank product sourced from US

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MESSER Embroidered Patch
  • MESSER Embroidered Patch

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$12.50

Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch. Thanks to its durable twill fabric, the patch is resilient to heat. Order it today and get ready to start embellishing!

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin
• Blank product sourced from China

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Cuts Like Knife Sticker
  • Cuts Like Knife Sticker
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Cuts Like Knife Sticker

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$1.00

You know what cuts like a knife??? Not this Sticker lol why did it take so long come up with a MESSER Knife logo??? 1.5" x 6" High quality sticker from Sticker Mule.

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Cuts Like A Knife Magnet
  • Cuts Like A Knife Magnet
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Cuts Like A Knife Magnet

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$2.00

Its not as sharp as a knife but man will it look sharp on your fridge or toolbox!! 1.5" x 6" Magnet made by Sticker Mule so you know its quality!

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Accessories

Cuts Like A MESSER Knife
  • Cuts Like A MESSER Knife
  • Cuts Like A MESSER Knife
  • Cuts Like A MESSER Knife
  • Cuts Like A MESSER Knife
  • Cuts Like A MESSER Knife
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$40.00

To commemorate the release of our cover of the Bryan Adams hit "Cuts Like A Knife"; we made you a knife! Get your limited Edition MESSER knife before they are gone! Only 20 available!! About this item * 【SUPERIOR PERFORMANCE】7Cr17MoV stainless steel blade offers excellent edge retention and resistance to corrosion and wear. The pocket knife blade takes an edge well and easy to sharpen, is ideal for slicing. * 【ULTIMATE DURABILITY】Aluminum alloy handle withstands hard use, and the ergonomic finger groove design provides a comfortable feel and exceptional grip. * 【CONVENIENCE AND SAFE】 Powerful Liner lock utilizes a thick lock bar to secure your pocket knife blade, keeps it in place when in use. The thumb stud design or flipper help you deploys the blade smooth and cool. * 【EVERYDAY CARRY】Folding pocket knife with potable and convenience belt clip design, it's easy to clip on your belt or backpack. Nice for numerous tasks such as opening tough packages, breaking down boxes, stripping wire and cutting paracord, zip-ties, or fabric... * 【GREAT FOR OUTDOOR】Carry this survival knife for camping, hiking, fishing, and any outdoor activity. If you find yourself in a emergency situation, this EDC knife could save your life.

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Make This Life White glossy mug
  • Make This Life White glossy mug
  • Make This Life White glossy mug

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$15.00

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

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Unfvckwitable Black Glossy Mug
  • Unfvckwitable Black Glossy Mug
  • Unfvckwitable Black Glossy Mug

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$15.00

This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.

• Ceramic
• 11oz mug dimensions: height - 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter - 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15oz mug dimensions: height - 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Microwave and dishwasher safe

Important: This product is available in US only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product.

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MesseReFresheR
  • MesseReFresheR
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$4.50

Does your life stink? Make your life worth smelling with this limited edition MesseReFresheR air freshener. Smells like Everything Beautiful which for us on tour is the smell of clean laundry. Get one for the car, the bathroom or anywhere that could use a little MESSER. only 500 made

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Etched 10" Centent Splash Cymbal
  • Etched 10" Centent Splash Cymbal
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$50.00

This Centent Cymbal is "laser" engraved with the MESSER name. It not only looks great but sounds great too!!! Either on the wall or on the kit this bad boy is sure to have you kicking some major BrASS!!

*This is a real cymbal intended for use with a real drum kit, but it also makes a nice wall decoration :)

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MESSER Laptop Sleeve
  • MESSER Laptop Sleeve
  • MESSER Laptop Sleeve

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$26.00

Protect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! To prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week!

• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• Blank product sourced from China

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MESSER Hope In This World Drawstring Bag
  • MESSER Hope In This World Drawstring Bag

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$25.50

Combine your love for vibrant prints and a sporty style with a cool drawstring bag. It's a must-have gym essential that can be worn as a backpack with drawstring closure at top, and narrow, contrasting shoulder straps.

• 100% spun polyester
• One size: 15″ × 17″ (38.1 cm × 43.2 cm)
• Fabric weight in the US (may vary by 5%): 7.22 oz/yd² (245 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in the EU (may vary by 5%): 6.64 oz/yd² (225 g/m²)"
• Maximum weight limit: 33 lbs (15 kg)
• Twin cotton handles
• Drawstring closure
• Blank product components sourced from China

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MESSER Champion Fanny Pack
  • MESSER Champion Fanny Pack

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$35.00

This Champion fanny pack is the ultimate accessory for people with an active lifestyle. The fanny pack features two zippered compartments for convenience and an adjustable waist strap for comfort. The embroidered waist bag will be a stylish accessory on any occasion.

• Material: 600D polyester
• Compartment dimensions: 5″ × 9″ × 2″ (13 × 23 × 5 cm)
• Adjustable waist strap with a release clip
• Two zippered compartments

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MESSER Embroidered Patch
  • MESSER Embroidered Patch

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$12.50

Spice up your outfit by adding an eye-catching embroidered patch. Thanks to its durable twill fabric, the patch is resilient to heat. Order it today and get ready to start embellishing!

• 26% cotton, 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter
• Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin
• Blank product sourced from China

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